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Hey ladies, are you concerned about your safety when returning home late at night?
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No more fears about getting raped or robbed as Ploy Nyam demonstrates how this amazing security pants work!
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Must rehome quickly!
Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number has come up and... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!
We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this weekend!
They are described as:
One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.
One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls and little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training. Shouldn't take long at all.
We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them. That is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
$10 rehoming fee but price is very negotiable.
PS - If you laughed or understood the seriousness of this posting, please repost it in other areas of the country as well as continue to repost it. It doesn't matter how quickly it was flagged the point is that SOMEONE SOMEWHERE will have read it and thought about it for a minute.
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Fans of Mahjong rejoice!
Here comes an automated Mahjong table that reshuffles and stack the tiles for you - automatically!
This Mahjong table would require two sets of Mahjong tiles so while you are playing with one set, the table is reshuffling the tiles from the previous game for you.
Here comes an automated Mahjong table that reshuffles and stack the tiles for you - automatically!
This Mahjong table would require two sets of Mahjong tiles so while you are playing with one set, the table is reshuffling the tiles from the previous game for you.
A close family friend has an autistic boy and this was an anonymous letter slipped under her door. This is real. pic.twitter.com/VyRb2oqPrG
— Lennon and Maisy (@lennonandmaisy) August 19, 2013
The content of the letter is extremely vile, referring to Max as a "nuisance" and a "wild animal" before suggesting the Begley family to move or "euthanize" the teenager.
I understand it is hard for autistic children to communicate with others and convey their thoughts thus it could be very frustrating for them which may explain their sudden outbursts in public at times.
It is heartbreaking enough to have a child with special needs and I think all this hatred towards the Begley family is uncalled for.
Inspired by foongpc's post about his ghostly experience with Penang Hotel, I thought I would share what I had personally encountered in Bangkok.
This happened many years back, when the twelve of us (including four lecturers) from the retail course that I was attending, flew to Bangkok for a field trip.
Upon arrival, the first thing we did was to check into our hotel but due to some miscommunication, the rooms which we had booked earlier were not available.
Fortunately, the frontdesk managed to upgrade us to a suite on a higher floor which provided a splendid bird's eye view of Bangkok's landscape.
Basically, the structure of the hotel was built in a circular shape as shown in the 'cross-section' illustration below.
This happened many years back, when the twelve of us (including four lecturers) from the retail course that I was attending, flew to Bangkok for a field trip.
Upon arrival, the first thing we did was to check into our hotel but due to some miscommunication, the rooms which we had booked earlier were not available.
Fortunately, the frontdesk managed to upgrade us to a suite on a higher floor which provided a splendid bird's eye view of Bangkok's landscape.
Basically, the structure of the hotel was built in a circular shape as shown in the 'cross-section' illustration below.
Happened in Penang, Malaysia [via]
Can't they just lift up the shutters? [via]
All it takes is just ONE McDonald's promotion to bring out the worst in humanity.
Remember the wedding series of Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel some 13 years ago in Singapore? It attracted so much attention that CISCO guards were hired to maintain order when ugly human dramas such as fights, quarrels, and queue-jumping became the subject of media coverage.
Seven people were even injured when a glass door at the Boon Keng outlet shattered due to the jostling.
Fast forward back to the recent Fairy Tales Hello Kitty and Despicable Me 2 promotion this year where customers purchase the toys in bulk - causing stocks to be sold-out island-wide within hours. I have no qualms if they had bought it for their own collection but the point is, these people are reselling for profits.
Not only do they deny others from getting the toy, such deplorable and selfish acts only disgraced the reputation of all Singaporeans.
Remember the wedding series of Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel some 13 years ago in Singapore? It attracted so much attention that CISCO guards were hired to maintain order when ugly human dramas such as fights, quarrels, and queue-jumping became the subject of media coverage.
Seven people were even injured when a glass door at the Boon Keng outlet shattered due to the jostling.
Fast forward back to the recent Fairy Tales Hello Kitty and Despicable Me 2 promotion this year where customers purchase the toys in bulk - causing stocks to be sold-out island-wide within hours. I have no qualms if they had bought it for their own collection but the point is, these people are reselling for profits.
Not only do they deny others from getting the toy, such deplorable and selfish acts only disgraced the reputation of all Singaporeans.
These highly-endangered giants should be revered and left in the wild but the biggest threat they faced are the loss of habitat when people cleared large areas of land, forcing them to stray out of the forest into settled areas where they sometimes destroy property, trample crops, and even kill people.
What you are going to see are some videos of elephants going on a rampage.
Viewer Discretion Is Advised
Something Devastating To Share; Golden Retriever And Samoyed Ended Up As Delicacy During Yuling Dog Meat Festival
posted on
A animal activist kneeling in front of the butchered dogs asking
for forgiveness while dog meat traders watched in amusement
for forgiveness while dog meat traders watched in amusement
First of all, I am a dog person so don't come argue with me about the plight of chicken and pigs. Call me a hypocrite if you will. I know, pigs are intelligent creatures too but that is not the point of this post so let's just keep it at that.
What I am going to share here is a video of a China program that features about this annual dog meat festival at Yulin, Guangxi. I am appalled to learn that there is actually a festival dedicated to men's best friend although it's for the wrong reason!
Apparently, the locals organised this festival to mark the summer solstice in the southern Guangxi province, where they feasted on dog meat with lychee wine.
This is another parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" by Sesame Street.
Do you like Cookie Monster?
This incident which happened outside the Civil Service Club at Tessensohn Road was caught on camera by the victim's dashboard camera.
In the video, the victim - a taxi driver was seen slowing down as there is another taxi in front.
It is not clear why there are so many people crowding around the taxi in front but it is evident that they are obstructing the traffic.
The driver horned about four times but upon hearing it, a fat man rushed out in a menacing manner, banging on the victim's bonnet with his fist while a skinny man went over to the driver's side and yelled at the victim to get down from his vehicle.
While having lunch at Ang Mo Kio a few days ago, an elderly man approached my table and began consolidating all the leftovers from the different bowls into one.
Initially, I thought he is the cleaner here to clear up the table so I did not pay him much attention until he sat down and began to eat out of that bowl!
I was shaken by what I had seen and I knew that I have to help him somehow but how do I go about it without hurting his feelings?
How about $60 for 2x "Union" Cucumbers, $72 for 2x Hong Kong Kailan or $72 for 2x Spinach Toufu?
That was how much a customer is being charged for at Chen Fu Ji （陈福记）, a restaurant offering chinese cuisine at Riverside Point, Clarke Quay.
The bill for the entire meal adds up to $3922.70!
The bill for the entire meal adds up to $3922.70!
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"Kareteci Kız" (Karate Girl) is a 1973 Turkish film directed by Orhan Aksoy.
Zeynep (Filiz Akin) is a mute girl who has lost her ability to speak because of an accident.
One day, five prison fugitives came to their house where her father was slained and they took the money meant for her operation to regain her voice.
Due to the shock, Zeynep regains her ability to speak.
The fugitives were caught but Zeynep had wanted to take her own revenge, therefore she told the police that the fugitives are not the ones who have attacked them.
Today, I'm sharing this video that has gone viral on the internet.
A cat in Russia was seen rising its head slowly outside the windowsill before lowering itself and disappearing from sight.
The cat's bizzare antics coupled with its wide-eyed expression and sound effects makes this video a hot discussion among netizens.
As for why this video is named "Inception Cat" is because the music used here is one of the soundtracks from the movie INCEPTION.
Don't you think this soundtrack really follows the actions of the cat like it is especially composed for this video?
Let us watch this video together.
A cat in Russia was seen rising its head slowly outside the windowsill before lowering itself and disappearing from sight.
The cat's bizzare antics coupled with its wide-eyed expression and sound effects makes this video a hot discussion among netizens.
As for why this video is named "Inception Cat" is because the music used here is one of the soundtracks from the movie INCEPTION.
Don't you think this soundtrack really follows the actions of the cat like it is especially composed for this video?
Let us watch this video together.
近日在网上看到一则让人气愤的视频想与大家分享。
在影片里，一名幼童因为咳嗽没捂着嘴巴而被坐在一旁的大叔责骂并且“问候”了祖宗十八代。
本来嘛，小孩犯错是应该从小就开始纠正过来的不过，这位大叔的反应也未免太夸张了吧？
孩子毕竟还那么小，大叔却对他连续地说出一些不堪入耳以及极为侮辱女性的词汇！
这又何必呢？
我看到这里还真觉得有点看不过去！
On Saturday evening, I brought my parents to watch G.I Joe: Retaliation at the cinema but I was left fuming mad because I was unable to concentrate on the movie as the woman sitting behind me was munching on melon seeds.
MELON SEEDS?
Yes, melon seeds. You can even call them Quachee or 瓜子if you like.
Yes, melon seeds. You can even call them Quachee or 瓜子if you like.
So while we were watching the trailers, this woman with her husband and two young girls came in and sat in the row behind us.
That is when the rustling of plastic bags and them talking to one another started. Well, I thought that they were just settling down and everything would be fine once the movie starts but unfortunately, that is just the prelude of what's to come.
That is when the rustling of plastic bags and them talking to one another started. Well, I thought that they were just settling down and everything would be fine once the movie starts but unfortunately, that is just the prelude of what's to come.
Every Easter, I would follow my parents to pay our respects to my ancestors at Tze Dor Aum （自度庵）at Sin Ming Road.
As a routine, we would first make our way to the main hall where we pray to the various Buddhas before going inside the columbarium to greet my Great Grandma, Grandparents and youngest uncle.
Following which, we would go back outside to the communal area to lay out the offerings we had prepared and invite them for a meal.
After assuming they are done with their feast, we would bade our farewells and clear the table for the next family to use before heading to Tai Pei Yuen （大悲院）at Balestier to visit my big uncle and his wife who were also my Godparents.
As for how I became their adopted son still baffles me this very day.
昨晚，我遇见“阿飘”了！
昨晚还蛮累的所以十点多就爬上床睡了。
无奈，睡不到一个小时就醒了。
我尝试眯着眼继续睡但不知何故就是无法再入眠了…
于是，我开启电脑上网随便游览但渐渐的就搜寻到一些关于灵异的视频。
我疯了吗？
三更半夜看这种令人毛骨悚然的东西干嘛？
我想人就是犯贱！明明很害怕，却又偏偏想要看！
结果看着，看着，就突然觉得全身发麻…
I vaguely recall that I was in second grade when we first met at the Mamak store near my house.
Unlike her friends who were clamoring for my attention, she was a little more reserved and kept to herself most of the time.
She was petite and sweet - just the type I like.
In the days that followed, whenever I visit the store, she would always be there at a corner, stealing glances at me.
I never quite catch her name but that is how we started seeing each other for the next two years until I moved to another town in fourth grade.
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