Video: How To Get That Girl You've Always Wanted!

Troubled by love?

Always shunned by the opposite sex?

Wondering why the girls never look your way till you wanna sing 对面的女孩看过来?

WORRY NO MORE!

Help is here!

First of all, you must practise the look.

Practise in front of the mirror everyday till you have perfected the look.

Always have the look on standyby so whenever a girl you fancy walk past, flash it.

(Flash the look; not your...)

So, what exactly is the look?

Watch the tutorial below...

Once you have perfected the look, you should be getting the girl of your dreams pretty soon.

Good luck!
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