Some people suffer difficulties
Making friends for life
But when it come to you, my Pal
You're better than a wife!
You're always pleased to see me
You hang onto my every word
You will follow me to the ends of the earth
Maybe because you can't talk back
that helps the situation.
But I'll do anything for you, my friend
Without any hesitation.
HAPPY 14TH BARKDAY, DEXTER!